Thursday, October 28, 2004

47.

She wanted to plug the CPU into her brain and throw the computer monitor out of the window.

46.

The week crawled slowly and certainly toward death.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

45.

Prevent piles by slapping vigorously on the seat, so dissipating the heat.

44.

Old wives' tale #2 You should not sit down immediately when someone vacates their seat on the bus. The heat in the chair transmits piles.

43.

But it didn't matter. She was both female and male already.

42.

Old wives' tale #1 Girls should not whistle or a penis will grow out of their vagina.

41.

She walked with her eyes half closed, taking in just enough to get her body to work.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

40.

The kindergarten boy took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes as his father cajoled him to go to school.

Sunday, October 24, 2004

39.

Neither soap nor water could get rid of the black pepper crab in her fingernails. At least it wasn't durian.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

38.

Reading the post made her nervous, as if someone had seen into her unspoken life.

37.

The words of the The Nicene Creed flashed on the screen -- temporal yet eternal.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

36.

She smiled - what a smile! - like fireworks exploding in the darkest night of the year.

35.

Do the birds know what they've been promised?

34.

Whenever the bus stopped, it left a small puddle of pure, cold condensation on the side of the road, an oasis for the city birds.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

33.

His dream was so terribly boring and tedious that he woke up.

32.

The night air smelt of fire and wood.

31.

She left work to get away from the blinking cursor, only to go home to resurrect it again.

Sunday, October 10, 2004

30.

The girl and her best friend walked side-by-side on the empty road, bumping into and pulling away from each other in a barren dance of courtship.

Saturday, October 09, 2004

29.

Both the dog and the girl deserved an `A' -- the dog for passing the test, the girl for believing in her dog. When shall we celebrate?

28.

From this point on, she will have more posts than the number of years lived.

27.

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Friday, October 08, 2004

26.

It hurts, God it hurts.

25.

The soles of his feet were persistently grey.

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

24.

The Priest fanned contention by speaking about our need to forgive God, and then diffused it by laughing like Elmer Fudd.

Monday, October 04, 2004

23.

Monday wore a dark blue body suit all day long.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

22.

She was sad so she put in some sad jazz music, which didn't help at all.

21.

Were the curved watercolour strokes a woman's breast or an angelfish?

Friday, October 01, 2004

20.

There were four mynahs on the wet pavement.